Johanna Warren

Free

If bread was generosity, peanut butter was kindness, and jelly was pure sex appeal, you, my friend, would be a gourmet artisanal PB&amp;J with a side of homemade coleslaw, if coleslaw was magic. As my esteemed patron, you will gain access to a dazzling array of assorted patron-only delights including random voice memos, exclusive live performances, manic notebook scribblings, and the eternal blessings of a world-class good witch.♡

Earth 

You are a brilliant angel whose breath smells like honeydew even in the morning even when you forgot to brush. In return for your sublime generosity and sweet aromas, you shall be granted access to a vibrant lilac and honeysuckle bedazzled garden of patron-only delights including 4 random voice memos/month, unreleased songs, scrappy demos, drunk poetry, and, of course, immortality**These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This Patreon page is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Root

♡ You are a gleaming beacon of pure human goodness radiating cosmic rainbows across the turbulent sea of late stage capitalism. To convey my eternal admiration, I will compose a personalized acrostic poem for you immortalizing every sublime syllable of your perfect name. For example: Wallowing Alone, abroad? Look To the teething Wolves. When white Herons heroically Ignite, incandescent, That's the Mantra. Meditate, Angel, ad Nauseum. ♡

Leaf

Once a month we'll connect one-on-one for a 45 minute video call ♡ Your choice of: * Music lessons (singing/ songwriting/ guitar) * Musical mentorship (DIY tour booking, etc) * Tarot reading * Reiki healing  Visit johannawarren.com/healing for more info

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